Mouse Trap

This is why my career in mouse trap engineering never panned out.

Inches

I think I want to go play football now.

Cones

I’ll take a mocha almond fudge on pine.

China

http://www.antipodr.com/

Guess I’m not digging a hole to China after all! I’m going to dig a hole to the ocean right off the coast of Australia. G’day mates!

Worst coffee ever…

This is the worst coffee EVER!

#H2P

Love my alma mater. Yeah, the top one is a football score.

Bad Santa 2

I haven’t been this excited since Ghostbusters!