I’m not sure went some cats hate cucumbers.
If you don’t follow John Oliver and his shenanigans on Last Week Tonight, you might want to. His show went out and made it easy to sign up for a credit freeze through the 3 major credit reporting companies.
Along with a jab at Equifax, the show does provide a great one stop shop for getting to the sites to freeze your credit.
This is why my career in mouse trap engineering never panned out.